Maura:  Mom, you must be a grandma!
Me: What?!?
Maura: You are just so old!
Me: I'm not old! I'm not a grandma!! When you have a baby, then I'll be your baby's grandma.
Maura: Oh, okay.  I guess you aren't a grandma yet, but you are still old.  You are like 11 or 12.
Me: Yeah, you're right. I'm 12...I'm old.  :0)